WHY HELLO, FROM AN OLD FRIEND!

I REGRETALBLY REALIZE TWO IMPORTANT THINGS, THE FIRST BEING THAT I CANT SPELL REGRETABLY THE SECOND BEING THAT I HAVEN'T POSTED FOREVER, AND THE THIRD THAT I STARTED OUT IN CAPS LOCK AND BY THE TIME I NOTICED I HAD TYPED TOO MUCH TO START OVER.
I GUESS I WILL JUST UPDATE EVERYONE ON WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE THE RETURN FROM OUR WEDDING.
CHRIS HAS BEEN WORKING AT QUICK CUT, (CUTTING CONCRETE) BECAUSE HE IS SO STRONG AND MANLY ( ITS EVEN BETTER THAN A UPS GUY) UNTIL RECENTLY BECAUSE HE CUT HIS THUMB ON A BAND SAW AND HAS 9 STITCHES IN HIS THUMB AND SEVERED AN ARTERY AND A NERVE, WHICH RESULTS IN THE LOSS OF FEELING IN THE TIP OF HIS THUMB FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. AND NOW CANNOT WORK WITH WET SAWS FOR TWO WEEKS WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME HE WAS GOING TO QUIT FOR SCHOOL, BECAUSE IT IS NOT A PART TIME TYPE JOB. SO NOW HE IS TRYING TO GET THE FRAMING BUISINESS UP AND GOING BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS GOING TO DO WELL. OH AND HE IS THE BEST HUSBAND AND LOVES ME ALOT.
I HAVE BEEN WORKING AT TLC LIGHTING AND FOLLOWING CHRIS AROUND WHILE HE WORKS ON FRAMES AKA (BECAUSE HE LOVES HAVING ME THERE AND COULDNT STAND TO BE WITHOUT ME) I ALSO AM PREGNANT AND 2 MONTHS ALONG.... THATS A LIE! WE JUST PAINTED OUR HOUSE AND IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND OUR LAND LORD IS GOING TO HATE IT CAUSE IT TURNED OUT ALOT DARKER THAN HE WANTED IT, BUT IT STILL LOOKS AMAZING. I HAVE GAINED ALMOST TEN POUNDS SINCE GETTING MARRIED AND IT IS VERY NOTICEABLE, BUT I PLAN TO LOSE IT IMMEDIATLEY CAUSE IT DOESNT SUITE ME WELL. NOW WE ARE BOTH ON A DIET OF NO SUGAR AND KEEPING OUR FULL BLOWN MEALS TO 3 A DAY. OH AND WE ARE GOING TO START WORKING OUT.... SOON. LETS SEE WHAT ELSE... I GOT A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM BREE AND IT IS ON MY FRIDGE AND JUST ADDS TO THE HOMEY FEEL I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR. AND CHRIS HAS A PRESENT FOR ME UNDER OUR LITTLE TREE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS IS AND IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. ALAS I KNOW THIS IS LONG BUT ITS BEEN A WHILE. AND I AM STILL TRYING TO TALK CHRIS OUT OF GETTING PREGNANT RIGHT NOW AND WAITING A LITTLE WHILE SO IF I HAVE SOME NEWS SOON YOU WILL KNOW I LOST.

LONG TIME NO POST

So i decided it had been awhile since i had last posted and that i really needed to soon. I wanted to show some of the pictures from the curise and some of the things that i have been doing latley but non the less.... i cant get the pictures off my camera:( so for now this will have to suffice.

My name is McKensi. I like unhealthy food too much and i am not wearing make up on my eyes right now and i look kinda scary.

i will most likely end up posting suday afternoon with all the pictures... for now... have fun... make good choices... and wear your seatbelt

WHAT THE.... HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE?

So mom and I decided that we were going to have a girls night last night... no boyfriends :( dad was at the temple... so it was just us!!!! As we sat there thinking of what to do, of course the first thing girls think to do when its just them is a FACIAL!!!! and watch transformers.... but thats not what this is about...
First thing to do is figure out how to make one..... so we call bree who is the queen of helping with everything! She gave an amazing oatmeal recipie with egg whites in it. Just picture me and mom with a bowl of ground up oatmeal goo stuff in our hands and wiping it on eachothers faces...( i put hers on much better that she did mine.... it went all down my shirt and everywhere!) We were laughing and pretty soon the egg white dried and we could no longer smile.... so of course that was funny to us and we ended up looking like retards cause we could only form a half smile!!!

so to help you imaginations i have included pictures! love you all

WEDDING TIME!

so i thought i would post some of my favorite pictures of you all!! and a little narration

eh hem.. first one... me and josh, the only narration this one needs is...... ohhhhhh cute!

well thats about the only narration i'm gonna do.... if i teach you any thing about me on this blog it will be that its about me!!!! (not really therfore the other really cute pictures(by the way i love all of them of you guys and tyler there were better ones but i LOVE this one!!!)

CAMPING

Things About KENSI!!!

Well this might be odd but i guess the "new in thing" is to post quarky things about your family and in turn they write about you....... i have only me. Lets see how this works!
1. i some how deteriate during the night and wake up looking an absolute mess!
2. i'm everyones favorite sister/sister in law/daughter/friend/person in general/ and even those who dont know me... i am somehow still thier favorite.
3. i am NOT concieded
4. Nor am i stuck on myself in anyway shape or form....!
5. no tyler i do not touch ALL foods..... just when your around!
6. i found that supid orange cat in my room the other night... in the middle of the night... and it scared the crap out of me..
7. i dont know what that had to do with my list but i thought everyone should know :)
8. did i say that i am perfect
9. mom says that one day the cow will jump the fence and i'll be at a loss...... whatever that means!
10. mom did not really say that...... i made it up because i could not think of a 9!!!
11. did we really think that KENSI would take this serously.... come on.... why would i tell wierd things about me and ruin it for everyone who has yet to find them out!!! SUPRISE for them!!!


so people.... there we have it! have a good day and good luck!

for those who wish to see

our photographer sent us a website where you can see most of the pictures we picked, they are not posted in their highest quality for copyright reasons but they still look good.... it is,
www.homepage.mac.com/steveholmphoto/jb

AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!!

ok so you all know that me and jessica have way to much fun watching and copying ANTM. you have all seen our walks and our poses..... so here are a couple fun ones that we took while everyone was down for the funeral. Now when you look at them remember that i said we just like to copy... not that we can actually look good whilst trying to do this (you will see what i mean!) I even got Josh to join in on the fun!... so this will probably be the last post for a couple of days until we do some new and exciting stuff! love you all

WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR?

Well how rude.... she says i did a good job but then shows nothing of the hours i took to curl and perfectly place each and every curl to look its utmost best. Oh well... i'm over it because i am going to show you all! i must say it did look a little better than i had planed....(lucky for jessica!)
this is the lovely side view!
and a close up of the back
this looked much better in life but non-the-less i cannot show you that!

bridal pictures

these are just snap shots mom took while the photographer was in between shots, but we wanted to post so that those of you who do not live here could get an idea of what they will look like. he wont have them ready for us to see for another week so these will have to do :) kensi did my hair and did an amazing job, i only hope she will be able to duplicate it for the actual wedding day, although im sure she wont want to since it took so long to do....

we had so much fun getting pictures taken the photographer and his wife were so much fun and so helpful... especially with me because i have a hard time having pictures taken without every shot of me being super wierd, chris on the other hand just stood there and looked perfect in every shot and needed no guidance whatsoever... hes so strong:) not to mention good looking, has a sweet spirit, loves me alot alot, and is a really good cook! did a say he is good looking?..... well he is. oh ya and im gonna be with him for eternity.... so thats a plus ;).

and i know this seems like a really wierd place to have our pictures taken especially the pictures below but i think they are going to turn out awesome and i cant wait to show all of you guys.
i am trying to think of things to say so that there are words by the pictures but i am quickly losing any meaningful commentary and have somewhat grudgingly resined to let the pictures narrate themselves.

NEW WEDDING HAIR!

me and jess were thinking of doing some new blogger spoofs..... there have been a lot from you guys that we could do! but non the less we dont have very much time here at work, inbetween the time when mom leaves and nick comes in.... we dont have to look busy ;) only kidding we work hard!
so we elected to post and show some random pics that we have taken... i got my new camera but i tend to forget i have it and dont get pics of the awesome things we do. we are doing some fun stuff tonight so i'll remember!
last weekend we went to the fair!!!!! of course we had to ride the RING OF FIRE!!!!!! it was so much fun.. me and josh and jessica and chris went onto the ride with super big smiles on our faces... turns out going on that ride with taller and bigger people is not such a good idea because the bars dont close as far as normal.... the result...... jessica almost throwing up from it and me laughing my head of because i thought i was going to fall out! the rest of the night jess had to sit down and concentrate VERY hard on not letting the music or the smoke let it come up. I.... went on more rides until josh's stomach could also no longer take it!
ok now for the title.... which is just what it looks like. we bleached her hair for the engagement pics and she looked super cute so i took some fab pics!
man... dont we all wish we could look like that with a bunch of foil in our hair?
Next we have...... Kensi FLYING!!! i know right.... how did she do that? well my dear family this....... i shall NEVER tell muahahahahahaha (evil sinister laugh) all i can say is that it was sooo much fun flying around with the wind in my face and the smell of jessicas laundry running up my nose.... until they droped the cape and i realized i am NOTHING at all... oh well!
anyways now that i havebored you all with my rantings... Goodbye!

WE LOVE SUMMER!

Sorry its been so long since we have put up a post... but as you all know its been kinda busy with jess dating, falling-in-love, and getting engaged in the last two months and i have nothing that cool but none the less i have been a tad bit busy.
We have had some great times this summer... namely the LAKE!!! this is a picture of me jess miki and maggie out at sand hallow! we had so much fun. we got two tubes out at the same time and played war! jessica also has the recorde for staying on the single tube the longest.
anyways no one will probably read this because you have all stoped checking ours but we are going to try and do better and hopefully tomorrow we will put up pics of jessicas and her beau!
love you all

WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT

Well since it seems that no one will post anything new.... cough janae cough. i think i will take a stab at it. Well last night i got a new camera!!! Its a cannon elph and i think i'm going to be posting more pictures about what we do! fun huh?

THE KILLERS CONCERT!

Sorry it took so long... but here are some pictures of the concert we( me miki and maggie) went to a couple of weeks ago. It was so much fun and as you can see by the pic of us three we got very sweaty and gross! and to think this was taken at the beginning.. by the end all of our clothes were soaked and you could probably ring them out... it wasn't even our own sweat!!!! We worked our way up to the front in a crowed where there is no space to move what-so-ever so needless to say we were quite proud of ourselves and were very happy with the spot we found.. eventhough we couldn't even move our arms it was still a blast. we ended up on the first row and LOVED IT!!

quick update

TAG YOUR IT!! (MOM)

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I don't know-- i cant even remember what i was doing yesterday!
What were you doing 1 year ago?
laying around recovering from surgery
Five Snacks You Enjoy
CHOCOLATE
chocolate
chocolate covered strawberries
chocolate covered almonds
strawberry shortcake
Five Songs That You Know All The Lyrics To
This guys in love
i am a child of god
sherrie
teach me to walk
leavin on a jet plane
Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire
pay off debt
help my kids
shopping spree
more things in my toy room
travel with dad

Five Bad Habits
selective hearing
losing my glasses
eat way to much chocolate
worry way to much
watch to much tv
Five Things You Like To Do
Be home with my family
having a clean house
go to the lake and drive the jet ski
decorate my house
wait up for the girls to get home and hear about their night

Five Things You Would Never Wear Again
my hair all combed to one side with a barrette holding it!
shoulder pads
beaded sweaters!
permed hair
never wear hot pants EVER again
Five favorite toys:
skdooing! snow or water is just as fun
my car
my swing... with the grandkids
my phone... even though i never have it!
computer
Now its your turn!

TAG YOUR IT! (JESSICA)

What were you doing 10 years ago?
watching kensi shave her legs in the bathtub for the first time ( yes we were still bathing together!)
What were you doing 1 year ago?
counting down the days till brady got home. and starting the college ward.
Five Snacks You Enjoy
great harvest samples
dixie nutrition yogurt
custard
cheese (only when its cold)
anything mom makes at midnight for herself.
Five Songs That You Know All The Lyrics To
so complicated
grundy county auction
im bringing sexy back
bring sally up (those are the only three words in the song)
popcorn popping
Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire
buy all of my family a big lot right next to each other and call the street borrowman way.
bribe myself a husband
sale the store.
go to the vatican city and sit on the library steps
and save the rest
Five Bad Habits
i dont flush the toilet at night
i burp sometimes...
i tune kensi out
lately my room has not had the bed made everyday.
i tune kensi out

Five Things You Like To Do
paint
read
swing dance
cook
be adventureous
Five Things You Would Never Wear Again
peasant shirts
shirts that snap at the bottom like onesies.
spandex shorts with huge t shirts
clogs.
long frizzy hair parted down the center.
Five favorite toys:
my paint brushes...(they are so cool)
my...uh....phone... its an mp3 player (upstage)
my dancing socks... they are padded to soften the landing.
chris and carsons guns.
i dont have toys.
Now its your turn!

TAG YOUR IT! (kensi)

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Probably playing barbies and getting my hair done by older sisters
What were you doing 1 year ago?
PLAYING!!!
Five Snacks You Enjoy
fruit snacks (only bettey crocker)
sunbelt granola bars
watermelon
tootsie rolls
PF Changs!
Five Songs That You Know All The Lyrics To
Indian outlaw!
loosen up my buttons
Its my life
Its all coming back to me now
she thinks my tractors sexy

Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire
buy a lexus
buy a husband!!!?
buy a really big house for my whole family to live in!!!!
go to scotland, ireland,england ect
give to the church
Five Bad Habits
taking my pillows of the bed in a certain way
touching food! (for tyler)
getting upset with jessica for being her
being late
not being serious when i need to be
Five Things You Like To Do
Read
go caving
spend time with my family ( i'm so excited about lake powell!)
eat rice or chinese
buying clothes
Five Things You Would Never Wear Again
baby clothes!
cartoon shirts
light up shoes
middle parted bangs
i'm not old enough for regrets on clothing yet!
Five favorite toys:
i pod
car
shot guns (not that i have one.. just like to shoot them)
moms card
kerrys tractor!
Now its your turn!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?

Well last night was a blast for both me and your sister mckensi. i traveled up the I 15 to the great northern city of cedar to go swing dancing with kaden, and as a result have bruises everywhere from the amazing lifts we learned.... pretty much we're pro. and mckensi... after several days of being away from josh was finally reunited and they went on a date to see a movie and flirt. which is quite a normal ruetine for them now adays. it reminds me of a bunny rabbit... all cute and cuddly but poops everywhere. we would both give you guys more of an update with more details of how things are foing relationship wise... alas niether one of us knows. and will be sure to tell all as soon as we find out for ourselves. and then we will give you the full blown stories and you will be sick of reading by the time it is over.... muahahahahahah!! sorry about the outburst, but we are at work... need i say more.

IM ALL ALONE!

Well Mckensi went up north to go to the killers concert, along with miki and maggie. and i am all alone just watching the store. but i guess its good because i need to spend the weekend planning the lesson i have to give in relief society on sunday..... which by the way is way nerve recking concidering i have never givin a lesson before... so if anyone has any advice on calming the nerves or acting calm while in front of the relief society i would really appreciate it. every thing is going well with my new calling i guess, since its summer we are spending most of our time replacing callings as people move around for the break. i guess i just didnt know how much goes on behind the scene. tonight i am going swing dancing with kaden so we can learn some awesome new tricks and become professional dancers... or something like that;) i am way excited cause swing dancing is way fun and i totally suggest it for date nights:) jk. anyways i will most likely update you on my boredum again tommorrow because i will have nothing else to do because fridays are, well.... lets just say no one wants to buy lights on fridays.

AT WORLDS END!

Its finally here!! tonight me and kensi are going to the midnight movie of pirates..... and i know what you are probably thinking... " didnt it come out lastnight, and why are they still going to the midnight movie if there are other times now" well the answer is... we couldnt go to opening night because kensi's "friend" had work early this morning and wouldn't have been able to go last night.... so we are determined to pretend that the midnight movie tonight is the opening night showing. and we are making shirts and doing our makeup like pirates..(including the guys that are going with us.... (we have a good influence on our peers)) and the shirt is going to have a big picture of captian jack on the front!
we prepared last night by watching the second one again with all the returned missionaries that haven't seen it yet :) that was fun!.... ehem... cough cough.. anyways we will let everyone know how it goes, even though it may be an excrutiatingly boring blog... its all we have to write about:( well i think that is about it..... drink up me mateys yo ho!

ha ha funny right......(nervous laugh) right?

Well we have been so caught up in looking and reading about our sisters and there familys that we have completley neglected our own blog! Well to tell you the truth Me and Jessica just do the same thing all the time so there is not much to post about. So instead we will tell you about the good ol mundane party life!!! its just the same ol same ol like last night for example we hung out with a couple of boys and decited to go to the radio towers and climb them.. well as were driving up this rocky dirt path we come to a gate that wont let us through and the towers are still to far to walk.. so being the boring people we are, we decided to take the jeep and try to climb the rocks and go around the gate! well turns out thats to hard and we almost hit the gate:) so then we see the path that was used to go around the gate and it is blocked off by huge boulders. we move one and try again... not enough room and to many sharp ends pointing at the tires. chris had to get up early so we had to go.... but dont worry were going back tonight and are going to succeed!! Tomorrow night we are dressing up and going to the pirates movie at midnight!!! making shirts and the whole shebang! lots of fun...

we now realize (thanks stacie!) that we dont have to have pictures all the time and be super funny to post! so we will try to do better (that does not mean no more funny blogs though.. and spoofs!) love you all

Oh the places they fall asleep!

We just had to share this with you... People came into work today and can you imagine.... we fell asleep in the cutest places! i just couldnt resist taking pictures!!














how they both fell asleep around the same chair and they both are not there at the same time will never make sense!

Blogger spoofs!

today among other days is not out of the ordinary!! we have seen your bloggs and are, yet again green with envy! we have seen how you go through your daily rituals with your children.... and since we have no sapplings of our own.... we shall write about ourselves...........in your shoes!!!!


if it is not at first quite evedent... as you can see jessica did not get to have lunch by 11 o clock, so here she is throwing a tantrum.... luckily it was only momentary due to mckensi surprising her with..... A FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
looky looky we have a fort!!! unfortunately only one of us can fit in it at a time... so here you see kensi in her natural habbitat.... looking quite at home while jessica brings home the bacon......... aka works with the customers!
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why jessica throws a tantrum by eleven o clock will forever remain a mystery to everyone.... because we to have a morning routine which includes.... MCDONALDS!!!!! this routine is something kensi cannot live without... (direct quote) " bacon egg and cheese biscutes baby!"... oh the monotony!

POEMS!!!

We are at work right now and dont have any pictures to post so we thought we would share a couple of poems that we wrote for BreeAnn!!! guess who wrote what.... not to hard.
*Warning can be the tinyest bit racest!!!

running running running hard

running running down the vard

whistling whistling wistling cars

.. wait thats not cars its mexicans

grose

hiding hiding hiding from them

hiding hiding found a pen

throwing throwing throwing at thier car

throwing throwing

dead!!!

"longing for fernando."

twas a big white room where i was born.
they gave me my name and it sounded forlorn.
why not a name that just rolled off the tounge,
instead i got a name that needs one more lung.
it could have been strong, solid and nice.
but now i am left with one that is dull as white rice.
why not have taken a minute or four, and ponder a name
such as fernando or bellisadore.
as a result as i walk down the street i pretend i am mute to every one that
i meet.
for they are sure to inquire, i would dearly hate to be a liar.
instead i remain silent, as i think of the tyrants, who
deserve a little repremando, as i remain forever and always...
longing for fernando.

oh i remeber it now.... we laughed so hard when we were writing these!! these poems warmed our hearts like a stove warms water for lipton soup.

i know i know... both the poems are so good in thier own way how could you ever figure out whose was whose? well i will tell you......... agh no i wont! GUESS ( and dont put any of that "i could tell because jessica is better" crap.... ok!!!!)

i know what people probably think when they see this picture.... first thought is most likely, WOW, those are some goergeous women, second thought being..... where the heck are the other beautiful Borrowman girls.... i know people think this because i thought it myself when i first saw it, (and my mind is the mold for every other intelligent mind). the answer to the latter thought would be... the other Borrowman girls (Lill, Lori, and Megan) were shockingly not with us, so with the odds being very odd we took a picture of the six of us. now to address the issue that once stated im sure will be quite alarming to everyone... unfortunately we do not have a picture of all the girls... i know shocking right? so im sure you can imagine my dismay when i wanted to post a blogg dedicated to the other girls who have helped us become who we are today, ( beautiful, funny, intelligent, alarmingly witty and of course extremely humble) and there was no resources at my immediate disposal to provide a visual image of all of the women we most admire. anyways love you all and hope you dont feel bad that me and kens have the coolest blogg ever!!!

jamba juice ( in mesquite!!!) ya baby..

So this weekend we went to jamba juice! unfortunatly jess was not there (due to the fact that she was on a lame date) so we include her in this blog anyways! i dont know what she doing... and neither does she... but were guessing she is having a vison or something!

well back to the jamba!!!! so kensi, miki, and maggie were extreamly board without jess and had no idea what to do. they sat there thinking " i wish we were spontaneous" and low and behold... kensi gets this amazing idea to drive to mesquet and get JAMBAS!! we had so much fun.. as you can see by the pictures that nothing is very boring around us!